Just items I like. I aim to make my blog look like the finest (?!) thing AngelFire ever threw up.
She: Displays glittery snot-filled tissue.
He: “You snorted glitter?”
She: “No. I deliberately inhaled a unicorn fart.”
He: “There’s something wrong with you.”
She: “Don’t hate on me for my athleticism. I had to chase that mythical creature for an hour before he let loose. They’re not as gassy as you’d think.”