Just items I like. I aim to make my blog look like the finest (?!) thing AngelFire ever threw up.
Hunting Trophy
She: Displays glittery snot-filled tissue.
He: “You snorted glitter?”
She: “No. I deliberately inhaled a unicorn fart.”
He: “There’s something wrong with you.”
She: “Don’t hate on me for my athleticism. I had to chase that mythical creature for an hour before he let loose. They’re not as gassy as you’d think.”
The world’s first and only shop dedicated to selling duct tape opened in New York this week, located just off Times Square.
